You know there are days when you say I'd like a drink. Then there are days when you say I could use a drink. Then there are days when you say Damn it I need a drink. However when you are in the land of manana and green freaking chiles you ( if you are me) can not have a drink. Soooo you wait until you go to TX and get together with friends to have the marathon cocktail hour.
This also happens when you go to Sin City for a national conference. Where you get together with work friends and have mulitple cocktails on the company tab. Now what you need to do is leave your phone in your hotel room.
Apparently my internal boozehound took over and I did the sipping and dialing. Apparently I called friends, co-workers, and (I found out today) my boss. Good thing is I did not leave the same message for my boss that I did for my friend in Chi town. She actually answered and told me that I was very insistant that she needed to have a drink with me. She very wisely declined and I am still employed. Wow!!! I wonder what I would have told her if she had come out for a cocktail. I guess we'll never know.
I'm waiting to hear from the Secret Service to find out what message I left for the Prez. I'm sure I called him cause I called everyone else.
Tragic yes, but sometimes you do need to blow off a little steam. I believe the steam I released could have powered a small city for one year, but I'm all better now.
Those of you celebrating 10/31 in Chi Town have fun and I'll be waiting for my drunken call back!!!
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drunk dialing divas...and the queens who love them! It could be a new TV show
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